The specter of a man who died in 1999 and was accidentally summoned back to reality through a game of Ouija is calling for a national ban of the term “ghosting,” claiming it is an offensive slur to spirits such as himself.
Millennial Demands Lower Salary Because She Thinks She Makes Too Much Money
A financially sound millennial is making headlines with complaints that her job pays her too much money — and now she is demanding a pay cut.
Overbearing Micromanager Insists Her Employees Love Being Micromanaged
Tired of the bad wrap that micromanaging receives, a self-proclaimed micromanager insists that her employees love her management style.
Guy With Nothing Better To Do Demands Tax Audit Of Neighborhood Lemonade Stand
A lemonade stand run by two neighborhood youths is being targeted by a local man who is calling for an IRS investigation into what he claims are “severe tax fraud violations.”
Possible Psychopath Heartbroken After Being Dumped By Imaginary Girlfriend
A Tampa Bay man is writhing in pain after his imaginary girlfriend rejected his romantic advancements.
Local Man Wins Settlement After Successfully Suing Himself
In a legal case that’s leaving people scratching their heads more than the plot of Christopher Nolan’s “Tenet,” a Seattle-area man is nearly three million dollars richer after bringing a lawsuit upon himself – and winning.
Guy Petitions Federal Government For More Solar Eclipses
A Southern California man has launched a petition requesting that the United States Government enact total solar eclipses on a more routine basis.
Local Woman Denies Her Own Existence
Believing she is a figment of everyone’s imagination, a Portland-area woman has recently come forward with denials that she even exists.
Angry Man Sues In-N-Out For Making Their Food Too Tasty
A local man is taking matters into his own hands to combat what he refers to as the “growing epidemic” of fast food tasting too good.